(solo) Ohhhh this is so amazing... I have my cup, my beer, my bitch,

my rugby teeeaaam.

Now liiiisten to the song I'm singing, It's the best damn rugby song

that there will ever beeeee.

 

(Everyone starts clapping)

 

We sprint full speed, for all loose balls,

You'll never see us cower away from mauls.

Our pack is tight, our backs are too,

This is our song we sing for youuuu!

 

(Refrain) We are the U N C G women's rugby team,

All other ruggers you have met, I guarantee we've made them scream.

On the field or in the bed we're always lively never dead,

You can call us women who LIKE IT ROUGH!

 

We drink all night, and some days too.

All other drugs we pick and chooooose.

We'll lay you out, and rake you too,

This is our song we sing for youuuu!

 

(Refrain)

 

Some are straight, and some are gay.

Either way this is a game we all can plaaaaay.

Balls in or out, rucks and mauls too,

This is our song we sing for youuuu!

 

(Refrain)

 

(Solo-sung extremely slowly)

You can call us women with....

 

(Everyone screams) WHIPS AND HAND CUFFS!!!